The Pig In A Skirt There once was a pig in a skirt, his parents they felt quite hurt. The appointment confirmed to get reaffirmed, a surgery he could not revert. The Prime Minister There once was a young Prime Minister, tyranny he would administer. Forced a vaccine to please
The Dog Who Ate A Frog There once was a dog who ate a frog thinking it was a shoe. Stuck in his throat while on a boat he didn't know what to do. When he spoke the frog would croak so his panic grew. He read a
There once was a man from East Japan who was drinking a cup of tea. The people he felt of the suffering he dealt so he issued a new decree. No longer would the law state should a citizen disagree, then upside down in a nightgown would they be hanging
Out in the dew beyond the tall oak, a village of nature dwelling kind folk. Houses of clay and some of old wood, a beautiful tree monument where the town hall once stood. Fireflies danced as the young deer played, rabbits and heron found peace in the shade. Lazy creeks
The sky was blue and the sun was out, a beautiful morning without a doubt. A stroll around the neighborhood, a fresh breeze and cedar wood. I passed a house and what did I see? A figure in the window looking at me. But a normal person it was not,
Not that it happens often, but it’s a good thing to prepare. For the time when it comes up, you certainly just may care. An eagle in a nest, it's skinny body bare. A single feather on its head, it looks like messy hair. Feeding it on
A little story
Topics covered: drinking ink, coming from Nantucket, dangers at the fair, and going to the store to get rice as an illegal alien
The Man From Budapest There once was a man from Budapest, convicted in the civil unrest. So he went to the embassy to ask for some clemency, and set off a suicide vest. Cletus The Fetus She was a surrogate for hire, but she couldn't find a buyer.