10 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Eagle
- Both parents probably wouldn’t approve.
- Communication would be difficult.
- They wouldn’t be able to do chores like doing the dishes.
- You’d need to live in a tree.
- They wouldn’t be able to pay for any meals.
- If they get upset with you they’d likely claw your face off.
- Sex would be illegal in most places.
- You couldn’t sit in a hot tub together because they would become cooked.
- You also couldn’t sun tan together because they would become cooked.
- They’ll fly a lot and you’ll feel inadequate.