10 Reasons Why You Should Never Date An Eagle

  1. Both parents probably wouldn’t approve.
  2. Communication would be difficult.
  3. They wouldn’t be able to do chores like doing the dishes.
  4. You’d need to live in a tree.
  5. They wouldn’t be able to pay for any meals.
  6. If they get upset with you they’d likely claw your face off.
  7. Sex would be illegal in most places.
  8. You couldn’t sit in a hot tub together because they would become cooked.
  9. You also couldn’t sun tan together because they would become cooked.
  10. They’ll fly a lot and you’ll feel inadequate.