A Christmas Poem Collection
Lots Of Sad Kids
He once wore red and white,
bringing presents all through the night.
But at one house he drank Famous Grouse,
and passed out until it was light.
Christmas Morning
There once was a list of good boys,
mostly comprised of young goys.
The other few and a non-practicing Jew,
would also wake up to new toys.
The Big Christmas Tree
There once was a big Christmas tree,
in the living room for all to see.
But Santa didn’t come and everyone was glum,
so they went on a mass shooting spree.
The Boy Who Got Coal
There once was a boy who got coal,
it weighed heavily on his soul.
For he thought he was good as a young boy should,
so he hung himself on a pole.
Christmas Eve
There once was a Christmas Eve,
when dad was about to leave.
He had enough with life and stuff,
and hung himself with his sleeve.
Christmas Day
There once was a Christmas Day,
when dad had something to say.
He stood up tall with uncle Paul,
and both came out as gay.
Merry Christmas
It was a merry Christmas indeed,
for that one family in need.
Dad took a ride in the car and he died,
and insurance paid them out with speed.