A Random Tuesday

The Dog Who Ate A Frog
There once was a dog who ate a frog
thinking it was a shoe.
Stuck in his throat while on a boat
he didn't know what to do.
When he spoke the frog would croak
so his panic grew.
He read a psalm and built a bomb
then blew up his canoe.

The Mouse Who Got A New Blouse
There once was a mouse who got a new blouse
for her very first day at school.
It was pink and white but not too bright
in accordance with the rule.
She wore a bow on her toe
thinking it was cool.
But the other mice who were not so nice
drowned her in a pool.