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No matter how peaceful and pristine a place may seem, absurdity and darkness is never far away.

Why subscribe? What exactly will you write?

You sound afraid. I am too. Let me explain.

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Money?! For WRITING?!

I’m glad you let me bring this up. I will be sharing extra stuff for paid subscribers because money helps me justify spending more time on writing to my wife.

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• Participation! You can ask questions, get psychic readings (I’m usually wrong), give feedback, be an intimate part of the chaos.
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• Posts that will only be accessible to paid subscribers.

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Mostly, however you choose to read this thing is cool. I’m just happy you’re here. Let this be a place where we can exist peacefully in this mess I’ve made. Thank you for being here, I sincerely appreciate your support.

Some nice things people said

"Rick Silber scares me with his robot simplicity and android precision. Worship him or despair."
Alec Sulkin - Family guy

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David N. Weiss - Vice President, Writers Guild of America, Writer Shrek 2

"Rick Silber is persistent, which means he has a vision of where he’s going and a good understanding of which roads might lead him there. That makes him smarter than about 95% of everybody."
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"Beneath the crumbling ruins of a once proud civilization, Rick Silber slumbers in his obsidian sarcophagus, awaiting the deafening trumpet of doom that will signal his unholy return."
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