An Exclusive interview with President Joe Biden's lost marble

It’s well known that President Joe Biden has been losing his marbles over the past few years, but we were able to meet up with one of those marbles this past week for an exclusive interview - a first for The Sour Milk.


The Sour Milk: Thank you for agreeing to an interview, it’s actually the first interview ever for The Sour Milk.

Marble:

The Sour Milk: How have you been spending your time since slipping out of the President’s head?

Marble:

The Sour Milk: What’s your favorite kind of fish?

Marble:

The Sour Milk: Do you like shoes?

Marble:

The Sour Milk: Does your cellphone ever fall on your face while you’re using it in bed?

Marble: fmlj

The Sour Milk: what was that?

Marble:

The Sour Milk: Do you like pigeons?

Marble:

The Sour Milk: Why do dogs feet smell like fritos?

Marble:

The Sour Milk: Do you like geography?

Marble:

The Sour Milk: Will you do Onlyfans?

Marble:

The Sour Milk: Do you eat eggs?

Marble:

The Sour Milk: Who’s your favorite character on Paw Patrol?

Marble:

The Sour Milk: Do you like rolling around?

Marble:

The Sour Milk: Well, I really appreciate your time. It means a lot to us and our readers. It was truly an honor to interview you, and I hope to catch up with you at a later date.

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