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Fall is here - time to be an autumn hipster again.
An essential guide
R.L. Silber
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How to Act Cool (and Not Suspicious) Around Police Cars
A survival guide
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How to Be a Democrat Without Being an Absolute Lunatic
Practical guide
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Farting in Public
A very useful guide
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How To Make People Think You're Helpful Without Actually Helping
A life's guide
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Different kinds of blood driving
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Farting under the covers: The art and science.
In the hallowed halls of nocturnal rituals, there exists a practice so time-honored, so universally acknowledged, that it transcends mere bodily functions. It’s a sophisticated technique, a subtle art form, and perhaps, the epitome of personal satisfaction: farting under the bed covers and wafting the scented symphony to your
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The Bird and the Applesauce
Stories with morals
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Deep Thoughts
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Ranking Eating Disorders: An Attention Seeker's Guide
1. Anorexia The Skinny Idol Congratulations, you’ve hit the jackpot of eating disorders! Anorexia is as poster child as it gets—media coverage, concerned stares, clothing options, and endless documentaries. People will fawn over your frailty, both horrified and weirdly impressed. They’ll notice and worry, but might also
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A Parent’s Guide to Telling Your Kids the Truth About the Tooth Fairy
Parenting
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Ketchup Safety Seal Innovation
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