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I leave my car running overnight so that it too can have nocturnal emissions.
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Happy Tuesday
The Pig In A Skirt There once was a pig in a skirt, his parents they felt quite hurt. The appointment confirmed to get reaffirmed, a surgery he could not revert. The Prime Minister There once was a young Prime Minister, tyranny he would administer. Forced a vaccine to please
A Random Tuesday
The Dog Who Ate A Frog There once was a dog who ate a frog thinking it was a shoe. Stuck in his throat while on a boat he didn't know what to do. When he spoke the frog would croak so his panic grew. He read a
The Piano Teacher
The Man From East Japan
There once was a man from East Japan who was drinking a cup of tea. The people he felt of the suffering he dealt so he issued a new decree. No longer would the law state should a citizen disagree, then upside down in a nightgown would they be hanging