Iowa farmer bitten by transgender Guineafowl expected to survive.

The Sour Milk Post

In the first known incident of its kind, Iowa farmer Clayton Grierson was out picking some fresh cucumbers when a transgender guineafowl entered his property and bit his leg. “I didn’t really think anything of it at the time, but over the next few days I noticed I’d started wearing high heels out on the farm”, said Grierson. He explained how the high heels have actually been helping irrigate the land, musing that he should have been bitten years ago.