Joe Biden named President of National Ice Cream Day.
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July 21st, 2024 — In an effort to encourage his exit from the Democratic nomination, Joe Biden accepted the offer to be named President of National Ice cream Day. His term is set to begin immediately, as the announcement was made official today, ceremoniously on National Ice Cream Day. Excited about his new role, Biden was seen eating two ice cream cones despite warnings of a potential sore tummy. His fist order of business is to name his top 3 favorite ice cream flavors, which he is currently working on.