Man gets sand in coffee, blames GOD.

Stories that didn't make the Bible.

A Midianite man went into hiding after blaming GOD for his sandy coffee. Witnesses say the man was brewing coffee in his tent when a nearby sandstorm left a mild dusting of sand in the surrounding area. “God dammit” was heard from the tent, and as news spread, a group of angry men saddled camels, setting off on a two-day journey to wash his mouth out with soap. Finding the man had fled, the angry group built an alter and proclaimed this day to be ‘The Day The Man With The Dirty Mouth Ran Away’.


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