More beautiful poetry
The Man From Budapest
There once was a man from Budapest,
convicted in the civil unrest.
So he went to the embassy to ask for some clemency,
and set off a suicide vest.
Cletus The Fetus
She was a surrogate for hire,
but she couldn't find a buyer.
So she scraped out Cletus the name of her fetus,
with a hanger made out of wire.
The Man Who Lost Hope
There once was a man who lost hope,
for at life he could not cope.
He went to a tree to set himself free,
and hung himself with a rope.
The Man From New York
There once was a man from New York,
who went out to order some pork.
But the server knew he was a Jew,
so instead she just brought him a fork.