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Things Joe Biden Will Probably Drop (Before Dropping Out Of The Race)
* a juice box * a plate of scrambled eggs * a pencil * someone’s baby * m&m’s * a racial slur * an apple * keys * classifed information * a cellphone * an ice cream cone *chocolate and vanilla swirl * a spiderman action figure * a rap album (I’m just being hopeful) * a jar of
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The f*ck you I won't do what you told me dog.
A dog being told to sit but its not sitting. It’s just standing there because it doesn’t want to sit. Great for a dog training company or an anti-government organization.
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The hungry and forgetful electrician
An electrician who forgot his tools at home so he had to pull out a wire with his hands and the whole time he’s very hungry. Great for an electrical company or a tool company or a food delivery company!
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The important meeting
A very wealthy business man driving to a very important meeting and there’s snowy mountains. It makes a great ad for a fancy car company.
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Sandwich bird
This is a bird looking at a tuna sandwich. It’s great for anyone who sells tuna sandwiches and likes birds.
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Something that wouldn't be helpful in a fire.
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Shakespeare farting on an elevator
Where hath thee been ole gas of my bean? The familiar friend for a time I’ve not seen.
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Bedtime Stories For Kids
The Ice Cream Truck