Poetry Time
Topics covered: drinking ink, coming from Nantucket, dangers at the fair, and going to the store to get rice as an illegal alien
Juice Instead
There once was a man on a goose,
whose seatbelt had just become loose.
So he took a drink from a bottle of ink,
and decided he'd rather have juice.
The Man From Nantucket
There was once a man from Nantucket,
who found a syringe in a bucket.
It was covered in crud and a bunch of old blood,
but he was like meh whatever fuck it.
The Man At The Fair
There once was a man at the fair,
he didn't have very much hair.
Because he went to the cannibals right by the animals,
and got himself mauled by a bear.
The Man Who Had Lice
There once was a man who had lice,
and went to the store to get rice.
But he and his beagle who was also illegal,
both got deported by ICE.