Quick Easy Guide: How To Become A Vegan
Quick Easy Guides
Thinking of becoming vegan? It’s never been easier! Here’s 8 easy steps you can implement in your life to become a vegan today!
- Update all your social media bio’s to include you’re decision to go vegan. Your followers will think you’re cool and trendy.
- Join all the left leaning social causes & groups on social media, like PETA, lgbtq+, BLM, and pro
hamaspalestine. These are your new friends! - Post pictures of your vegan meals every day. Be careful to include as many vegan-related hashtags as possible.
- Search for, and comment on all non-vegan food pics to express your disgust. It’s not about making them become vegan, it’s about making you a moral authority over everyone else.
- Tell everyone you meet that you’re a vegan. What’s the point of doing something you find morally virtuous if nobody else knows about it.
- Open each sentence with: “As a vegan..” This will constantly inform and enforce your virtues on others, providing them many opportunities to be very impressed with you.
- Never run out of things to say. Plan topics ahead of time before interacting with anyone because the more you talk the more you can implement step 6.
- It’s ok to eat non-vegan food in private, as long as you’re constantly practicing steps 1-7.
Congratulations! You’re now a virtuous vegan and better than everyone else! Well, except for the transgender vegans, understandably.
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