Sniperphobic Donald Trump denies entry of displaced, hopeful bullet.
In heartless and callous, yet predictable fashion, Donald Trump publicly denied the entry of a displaced bullet seeking asylum in the former president’s head. The incident took place on July 13th, 2024 at a rally in Bethel Park, Pennsylvania.
Though denied, the determined young bullet displayed an unwavering sense of courage and bravery to flee and seek refuge amidst a crowd of red-hatted nazi extremists. Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson was quick to condemn the former president’s actions citing intolerance, and offered asylum to all displaced bullets seeking safety. “Bullets need to feel safe on their journey to their destination. They need to feel confident that they will not be turned way. As long as I’m Mayor, Chicago will always be a place where bullets can fly freely.”
Unremorseful Donald Trump later issued a statement devoid of compassion for the bullet, and the bullets left behind, instead vowing resilience, faith and defiance.
While this incident serves as a stark reminder that “people” like Donald Trump still actually exist, we should remain hopeful and optimistic that kindness and compassion will prevail.
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