Some beautiful poems
(they're very beautiful)
The Man Who Liked Cheese
There once was a man who liked cheese,
he was born without any knees.
He went to sit to take a shit,
but he couldn't bend ninety degrees.
Man At The Bar
There once was a man at the bar,
he lost his favorite cigar.
So he sat and he cried wished that he died,
and drove off a bridge with his car.
The Man Who Was Glum
There was once a man who was glum,
so he drank a bottle of rum.
He had another nine and a bottle of wine,
as his liver slipped out his bum.
The Man Who Was Tall
There once was a man who was tall,
he could see right over the stall.
He tried not to look but some pictures he took,
and got himself banned from the mall.