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The Pig Man In The Window
The sky was blue and the sun was out, a beautiful morning without a doubt. A stroll around the neighborhood, a fresh breeze and cedar wood. I passed a house and what did I see? A figure in the window looking at me. But a normal person it was not,
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Nursery Rhymes
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How To Feed A Baby Eagle Mayonnaise On A Sunday Afternoon
Not that it happens often, but it’s a good thing to prepare. For the time when it comes up, you certainly just may care. An eagle in a nest, it's skinny body bare. A single feather on its head, it looks like messy hair. Feeding it on
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Jim and Tim
A little story
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Poetry Time
Topics covered: drinking ink, coming from Nantucket, dangers at the fair, and going to the store to get rice as an illegal alien
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More beautiful poetry
The Man From Budapest There once was a man from Budapest, convicted in the civil unrest. So he went to the embassy to ask for some clemency, and set off a suicide vest. Cletus The Fetus She was a surrogate for hire, but she couldn't find a buyer.
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Some beautiful poems
(they're very beautiful)
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Happy Chanukah!
Wait. What? I mean, yeah it’s Chanukah and thanks for the wishes, but like, isn’t this out of character? Wait, who is this? What happened to The Sour Milk? I can explain. But first, yes, it’s still me. I’m still weird. I’m still a writer.
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A Christmas Poem Collection
Lots Of Sad Kids He once wore red and white, bringing presents all through the night. But at one house he drank Famous Grouse, and passed out until it was light. Christmas Morning There once was a list of good boys, mostly comprised of young goys. The other few and
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Very Poetry #2
More poems
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Very poetry
Some poems