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In the hallowed halls of nocturnal rituals, there exists a practice so time-honored, so universally acknowledged, that it transcends mere bodily functions. It’s a sophisticated technique, a subtle art form, and perhaps, the epitome of personal satisfaction: farting under the bed covers and wafting the scented symphony to your
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1. Anorexia The Skinny Idol Congratulations, you’ve hit the jackpot of eating disorders! Anorexia is as poster child as it gets—media coverage, concerned stares, clothing options, and endless documentaries. People will fawn over your frailty, both horrified and weirdly impressed. They’ll notice and worry, but might also
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It must be hard to be in hiding for so long with nothing to do. So I thought I’d offer some suggestions to help her pass the time in case she stumbles upon this post. * Learn a new board game. * Write poetry. * Paint. * Start watching a new TV series.