There he stood, the man with one leg,
The other looked like it was built in a shed.
A pirate? Shark attack? Farm Accident? Or cannibals while missionizing the dark continent?
Yet there he stood tall, proud and bold,
His wooden leg polished, varnished and gold.
Impressed by his demeanor a man so stable,
But just a guy transitioning into a table.
The Pig In A Skirt There once was a pig in a skirt, his parents they felt quite hurt. The appointment confirmed to get reaffirmed, a surgery he could not revert. The Prime Minister There once was a young Prime Minister, tyranny he would administer. Forced a vaccine to please
The Dog Who Ate A Frog There once was a dog who ate a frog thinking it was a shoe. Stuck in his throat while on a boat he didn't know what to do. When he spoke the frog would croak so his panic grew. He read a
There once was a man from East Japan who was drinking a cup of tea. The people he felt of the suffering he dealt so he issued a new decree. No longer would the law state should a citizen disagree, then upside down in a nightgown would they be hanging