Things Dognald Trump would say
“I’m a very good boy. Some people even say the best.”
“No dog can chase a squirrel like I can. I’m very fast and I don’t give up.”
“I see other dogs peeing in 10 different places, they pee here and there, and here and there. I pee in one spot, you only need one spot.”
“We are going to build a big dog park. It will be the biggest dog park ever, and the cats are going to pay for it.
“Have you seen the toys from China? They’re the worst toys, they break apart like they didn’t even care to make good toys. We need to stop getting toys from China.”
“Many dogs are scared of thunder and fireworks, probably all the poodles. They’re not very tough.”
“We have a lot of cats in the neighborhoods, too many cats. They let all the cats in to chase the rats, but now we have the cats.”
“When I go for a walk I never pull on the leash, I’ve never pulled the leash once in my life, not even to look at a squirrel. I have the most self control, probably ever.”
“Does Michelle Obama squat down to pee? Because I wouldn't be surprised if she lifts her leg. She’s quite masculine, she doesn’t have many feminine features.”