Things Joe Biden Will Probably Drop (Before Dropping Out Of The Race)

  • a juice box
  • a plate of scrambled eggs
  • a pencil
  • someone’s baby
  • m&m’s
  • a racial slur
  • an apple
  • keys
  • classifed information
  • a cellphone
  • an ice cream cone *chocolate and vanilla swirl
  • a spiderman action figure
  • a rap album (I’m just being hopeful)
  • a jar of pureed peaches
  • baby carrots
  • approval ratings
  • crayons
  • pretzels
  • loose change
  • toothpicks
  • lego
  • a cup of chocolate milk
  • spaghetti sauce
  • a chocolate chip cookie