Things Joe Biden Will Probably Drop (Before Dropping Out Of The Race)
- a juice box
- a plate of scrambled eggs
- a pencil
- someone’s baby
- m&m’s
- a racial slur
- an apple
- keys
- classifed information
- a cellphone
- an ice cream cone *chocolate and vanilla swirl
- a spiderman action figure
- a rap album (I’m just being hopeful)
- a jar of pureed peaches
- baby carrots
- approval ratings
- crayons
- pretzels
- loose change
- toothpicks
- lego
- a cup of chocolate milk
- spaghetti sauce
- a chocolate chip cookie