Very poetry

The Man Who Was Glum

There once was a man who was glum,
so he drank a bottle of rum.
He had another nine and a bottle of wine,
as his liver slipped out his bum.

The Man At The Bar

here once was a man at the bar,
he lost his favorite cigar.
So he sat and he cried, wished that he died,
and drove off a bridge with his car.

The Old Man From Budapest

There was once an old man from Budapest,
convicted in the civil unrest.
So he went to the embassy to ask for some clemency,
but he set off a suicide vest.

The Old Goose from West Keet

There was once an old goose from West Keet,
who was born without any feet.
He tried to fly so he wouldn't die,
but a car ran him down in the street.